i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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