I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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