Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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