Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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