do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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