why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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