we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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