this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i already hear my dad disowning me
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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