Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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