So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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