Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
we're making bets on your personal life
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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