Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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