Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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