Don't you send me to vm
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The air was thick with penises
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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