Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
All I want is dick and wine.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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