it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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We had to coat check the pizza.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
this hospital has no fireball
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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