question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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