pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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