actually, I'm a sock model
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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