just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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