I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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