Just fell off a train. Bad.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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