a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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