I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
