Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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