I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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