i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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