i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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