i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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