Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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