Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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