I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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