O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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