so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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