She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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