i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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