Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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