well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
he had hair everywhere except his balls
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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