just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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