brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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