shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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