adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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