i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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