i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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