I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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