All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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