i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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