Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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