what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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