I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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