I just saw a hot homeless man
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
you didnt know i had herpes?
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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