you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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