Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
