thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
