therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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