She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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